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| 3004 Cowboy Funnies - Abu Zarqawi, 72 Virgins? |
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Abu al-Zarqawi died, and George Washington met him at the
Pearly Gates. The
Father of our Country slapped him across the face and yelled, 'How dare
you
try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!'
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, 'You wanted
to end our liberties but you failed!'
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, 'This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!'
Thomas Jefferson was next. He beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and
snarled,
'It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of
Independence.'
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66
other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept
and cried, 'This is not what you promised me!'
The Angel replied, 'I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you
in Heaven. What did you think I said?' |
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